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Skyrim Meme by Reddragonwings Skyrim Meme by Reddragonwings
Lol crappy art, but I love Skyrim too much not to do it...
Original meme at [link] by :vampirisa:

1. Svesk! She's a good gal. Was playing her totally 'good' until the Thieves' Guild, haha. Seems like a lot of people are playing Argonians... They're cool, I understand why. <3 Also she doesn't look too feminine, does she? :(

2. I thought the intro said something like that, but maybe he meant the horse thief? I dunno. I'm workin' with it though!

3. I promise she's a good girl...She DOES get a bit nutty when her friends are threatened though, and she's come to enjoy stealing after joining the guild. She still never takes more than the house can spare though, and never from beggars or the poor.

4. I really hated Brynjolf at first. He was kinda rude and I took like three days debating on taking his quest or not...but as time went on I realized how...well kind he is. He's a good soul, if a bit underhanded. I hate his hood, but eh. In the game I can make him take it off. >_> And Maven...I still don't like her. She's snotty and egotistical and thinks she's hot shit, but she isn't. And her hair's ugly. :P

5. One day. I've tried all sorts of console commands to make it work, but alas. Still working on how Argonians kiss...their lips don't seem terribly flexible. Ah well. Either he loves me now or he deals with the fact that I'll be leering at him across the Twilight Sanctum for all eternity. Apparently. Also I think Ulfric just needs a hug. I'm sure he gets plenty of lays...but some genuine affection would be nice. Might improve his crankiness.

6. Specifically the cutscene in Speaking With Silence. <3 I was on the edge of my seat!

7. Mainly Thieves' Guild. I joined Companions first, but that quest line is bumming me out. College seems fun but I just started. I'm not joining Legion OR Stormcloaks. Also I wiped out the Dark Brotherhood. I didn't wanna kill those people in the shack, even if two of three of them were irritating as piss.

8. Didn't play those games. Maybe I will? I dunno.

9. The neverending choices and options are fantastic. I love that I have to really think over some moral choices for a change, not just blast through a game like 'whatever!'

10. ...Kinda the same issue? Infinite choices/possibilities = I get spread thin. I like to play efficiently, but there's lots of things ALL OVER needing done.

11. I really do love the game. It would get a 10/10 if not for the glitches, but I'm sure those'll be patched son. <3
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Dreamer-In-Shadows Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Warning at Morrowind though, this game gives you no mercyyyy~
PakLeader21 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
If you carry on in the dark brotherhood quest line long enough, they all die anyways, except Nasir and Babette. 
garrusfan3 Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
at number 3
GET OVER HERE :iconscorpionplz:
Pester031 Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2012  Student General Artist
Love this xD
Btw, you may or may not know but there is a mod on Steam Workshop that lets you marry Brynjolf....Its called Friendly Brynjolf :3
SwirlPaw Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2012
everytime i steal something the eye goes to "seen" mode and i get caught =/ maybye cause my computer makes skyrim run so laggy.

anyways nice meme and character
Majka112 Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I have one question ... Who the hell (girls of course) don't want to marry with Brynjolf?
If there is a girl in the Thieve's Guild, and she didn't want to marry Brynjolf ... she is weird...
And of course I love him 8D
ceruleetheblue Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I don't. I think he's obnoxious and overrated. I'd much rather beat him to death, but you can't since he's essential. CURSE YOU!   dammit.
Stickwomen Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2012
You're so damn right xD
iffyluv Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
I wanted to marry Brynjolf too!! I've never enjoyed being called Lass so much!!
Yinello Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
5. Brynjolf is sweet isn't he? I also play an Argonian and I've also got the same issue on the kissing. xD

7. Aaah you wiped out my favorite faction! *makes contract* D<
LostOddity Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2011
Brynjolf! WHY U NO MARRIAGABLE? *sob* Haha! Seriously, he's marvellous and yet we can't have him. It's not like he even dies (unlike some other characters I'd like to marry). Ahh...

Ah, someone else killed the DB too? I didn't on my main character (she was pretty evil), but my second one was a pure goody kitten-shines-and-cookies character. So she killed the lot. XD

The Thieves quest was marvellous wasn't it? It was bugged on my first character, and I was a goody on my second, so I had to make another for the Thieves. It was so worth it! Brynjolf, Karliah, Nightingale Armour, and spoilery-spoilery-spoilery? So much fun!
LadyLunia Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2011
You should totally try morrowind!! Oblivion is also nice but morrowind even is a little cooler. although the graphic is really some kinda culture shock compared to skyrim. ^^;
PhantomDragoness Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
...I stare at the map and cry too. :cries: Then I died when they released the map that had EVERYTHING on it. :faint:

Still and awesome game! And you get points for liking Brynjolf. :iconimhappyplz:
zeldamaddie Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Harry Potter and BioWare fangirl ahoy! "
Don't forget Bethesda! :D

Omg, the amount of times I've stared at my map and wanted to cry.... x.x I lost count. I don't even have that many discovered compared to how many there actually are and I STILL don't know where to go.
RosettaBlack Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
OMG so im not the only one who was spiritually CRUSHED when they checked the list of marryable NPCs and Bryn wasnt on it?

good. phew.

cuz damn. dat accent <3
Vioven Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011
I was utterly disappointed with the thieves guild quests. It was a good questline, but for thieves guild? Not so much. I expected to actually be stealing things and planning heists, not climbing through dungeons and selling my soul without actual consent. Hell, even helping Maven more would've been nice, since it seemed like she actually had plans that wouldn't consist of dungeons. Such a cut-throat character. Loved her. :3

And Brynjolf, can't even have him as a follower. I'd have been happy with just that. :(
Catigma Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Brynjolf! :heart: Too bad he can't be married >.< I also like Rune from thieves guild, he's dropdead gorgeus! :D

Good to see theres more of us thieves :D Seems like most people like companions and db..
Thursday-Rose Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I <3 Brynjolf XD I find a lot of people choose Argonians, so they must be a good race to play as, or maybe they just look cool :)
ancientshieldvoid Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011
lol, I understand about the quest markers but then I learned you can deactivate some of them. I think it tells you which button (can't recall at the moment) at the bottom of the screen in the little guide when you are looking at your quest journal.
avremina Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
I totally agree about Brynjolf! I just finished that storyline and was SO sad when I realized he was not one of my marriage options. WHY, cruel creators of Skyrim?! WHY!?!?
Jazz403 Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
I can't really understand why they didn't make Brynjolf marryable. You get all of these random NPCs and a few good ones like Farkas and Vilkas, but not Brynjolf -.- It's just tragic
Reddragonwings Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
There's some really old guys/girls you can marry too. It seems odd. Like they didn't think it too through.
Jazz403 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2011
One good thing is that when the creation kit comes out, the old heads could be replaced with younger, more attractive ones.
Journei Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Brynjolf! <3 I was disappointed, actually more like crushed to the depths of my soul, when he wasn't listed as being able to marry. B.S. I'd write to bestheda and have them creat a dlc where you could have more singles to marry and include him so then I can marry him. Sexy accent.
Reddragonwings Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011
I know, right? I'm hoping once the Creation Kit comes out someone'll toss together some code to make more NPCs marryable. Until then I'm just staying single. >_>
Journei Featured By Owner Dec 1, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Any chance I could do that with a PS3? lol
Reddragonwings Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2011
Ahaha, I dunno. o_o I have it for PC. I'm SURE sooner or later there'll be addons though, right? If the outcry's big enough...Maybe...please?
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